Email Valhalla - Alex Van Dromme

To those who want to know all about my email writing Bonanza!

Dear Friend,

If you want a simple & straightforward framework to learn how to write simple daily emails that get you paid… without having to spend months or even years, trying to figure it out on your own—missing out on tens of thousands of dollars over time—then you’ve come to the right place.

Let me introduce you to:

“Email Valhalla”

This bad boy is the pure culmination of more than 2 years of my email marketing experience… starting as your typical no-name guru wannabe playing the social media game, to fighting over scraps taking on email copywriting clients, all the way to learning how to build a thriving and fulfilling entertainment & email-centered business doing what I love.

Here’s just some of the things you’ll learn inside:

The only 2 parts to make a sale you need to master. (Knowing this will make it almost impossible for people to resist checking out whatever it is you have to offer.)

An easy trick to grabbing your reader’s attention immediately when they open the email. (I’ve taught this principle to over dozens of students and they all reported massively increased readership retention.)

The biggest mistake most new email writers make that keeps their emails boring forever. (The biggest sin in the world of marketing is to be boring—yet many don’t even realize just how boring they truly are.)

Grab your reader’s attention and get them to keep reading. (something many people overlook.)

What a 4,000-year-old story can teach you about making people want to read every word of your email. (Do this right and you’ll build yourself a loyal and long-time readership in no time.)

How to write emails in 10 minutes or less that’ll get you paid each and every day. (Learn this to never struggle with writer’s block ever again.)

An almost forgotten secret to know exactly what to write in your emails to make your readers resonate with what you’re saying. (There’s almost no market research required to make this work.)

A 5-word question that’ll help you double, triple, or even quadruple the amount of money you’ll make PER CUSTOMER! (You’ll never hear some email guru talk about this—ever!)

Not one, not two, not three, but seven ways to generate an infinite amount of email ideas so you’ll never run out of things to say. (Don’t know what to write about? Simply refer back to this and get going.)

A simple litmus test to know whether your email opener will help you get paid or not before you even send it. (80% of emails being send destroy their chances of ever selling something in the first 2 sentences.)

The simplest structure to writing a profitable email. (This structure is so easy, so simple, and so repeateble I can almost guarantee you’ll get paid every single time you use it.)

How to write a sales-making email in less than 10 seconds by leveraging work you’ve already done. (I can almost guarantee that you have tons of high-quality email concept, sometimes entire emails already ready to go, lying around somewhere you’d never bother to look.)

The simple habit almost all the highest-paid copywriters share that you can start doing today. (Did I tell you this takes less than 5 minutes a day to perform?)

12 of the best types of subject lines to all but guarantee your emails will get opened. (I almost only ever use 3 of these and people never get tired of them.)

A business plan so simple, so easy, so straight-forward, you can write it down on a sticky note in less than 20 seconds. (Yet almost nobody seems to think of it, setting themselves up for years of wasted trial & error.)

7 of the most effective ways to guarantee people will keep on reading your emails for weeks, months, and sometimes even years. (And it’s the complete opposite of what most modern “email newsletters” are doing.)

Arguably the most important business question you need to ask yourself to determine whether you’re headed in the right direction with email. (Forget to do so and everything you’ll do is, wouthout a doubt, bound to fail, leading to the collapse of your entire business venture.)

The most important aspect everyone should knows when it comes to writing profitable emails. (This aspect is so intuitive, to the point where it’s almost unheard of anyone not doing this in everyday life, and yet yet almost nobody uses it effectively or frequently enough in their emails.)

An easy and simple method to get people curious whenever they read, listen, or watch anything you put out. (Do this and you’ll almost guarantee people will pay attention to what you have to say day after day.)

ACTUAL social psychology principles to make your readers buy almost everything you offer. (If done correctly, your readers will almost never again buy from someone else—they only want, even need, to get their hands on your stuff.)

The secret to filling your list with people who will buy your stuff without even reading the sales page. (I almost discovered this on accident about a year ago, but since then it happened time and time again where people would buy whatever I’m currently selling and only afterwards ask “So what did I just buy?”—and they’ll love it either way.)

How telling a knock-knock joke can be more profitable than teaching valuable concepts. (Not to mention how much doing this will set you apart from your competition—if you could even call it competition at that point.)

The 3 parts every email needs in order to make sales. (This also all but guarantees that people will keep coming back to you wanting more—In fact, I’ve often found people who’d originally unsubscribed to my list frequently come back just a few months later, only to end up buying a handfull of products in the first few weeks of being back on my list.)

How to turn even your worst habits such as doomscrolling through social media in search for yet another dopamine hit into a profitable activity that’ll help you sell more products. (I don’t advise engaging in hurtful and addictive behaviors/habit, but we all regularly do some stuff we know we really shouldn’t… so why not profit from it until we teach ourselves to stop doing them?)

How to make close to 90% of your competition all but irrelevant. (The worst thing readers could do is start comparing your products with your competitors solely on price and price alone… so this is how to differentiate yourself in such a way where nobody’s even bothered about the prices you’re charging for your products.)

10 of the best tips to maximize your email deliverability without having to understand a single word of technical jargon. (I’ve worked with my fair share of “technological illiterate” students (they to reffered themselves that way) and successfully, and without any headaches, helped each and everyone of them how to massively increase their email deliverability in a non-technical way.)

A repeatable practice you can do every single month to get easy recurring revenue regardless of what you’re selling. (This is something I picked up by observing how the biggest and greatest marketing names out there repeatedly get tons of sales every single month, without even lifting more than the proverbial finger.)

The #1 MISTAKE most people make when it comes to email that turns their exciting story into a tiresome and boring mess nobody wants to read. (Worst of all, they probably read “Storyworthy” or “Building a storybrand” and think they’re experts at telling stories now, telling everyone else exactly what to do. Spoiler alert: they know jack shit and neither do their readers who are only blindly following the crowd.)

3 Tips your old English teacher is going to hate, but will drastically improve the quality of your writing and earn you tons of money in the process. (Let alone the fact that these tips will even help you SAVE more time, not waste it!)

You’re not in the business you think you are. (And what business you’re actually in. Surprise surprise, only the best of the best email marketers truly understand this, regardless of whatever it is their selling—which is why good email marketers are in such high demand EVERYWHERE!)

4 of the most important questions you’ll have to ask yourself to get your business up and running. (I stupidly only asked myself these questions almost 600 days into my email business journey, and I still regret it to this day. The amount of time, money, and above all else, energy I wasted is completely off the charts.)

How to make your readers as addicted to reading your emails as they are getting their daily cup of coffee in the morning. (If anything, I’m understating the effect here. It might even be as addictive as a daily dose of cocaine inside a heavily sugared espresso & red bull cocktail—not that I have any experience with that of course.)

Why trying to be fancy never works and what to do instead. (Idiots love to make things complex, geniuses focus on simplicity. But this is just the tip of the iceberg I’ll help you discover in this chapter.)

The hidden benefits nobody ever talks about when it comes to writing emails. (With a step-by-step guide on how to capitalize on them.)

How you can turn even your worst customers into money-making machines by applying one simple trick. (It’s often said that your enemies are your biggest supporters, and that’s no different when it comes to writing emails that get you paid.)

An often-overlooked writing technique to instantly build more trust with your readers. (I’ve had people tell me some of their longest-kept secrets only a few hours after joining my list, all because I implemented this specific principle in my welcome emails.)

The secret to making your readers want to buy all of your products without them even knowing you’re selling them through your writing. (They say the best advertisements are those where you only realize it’s an ad at the very last second… but that’s because it’s difficult to talk about the effectiveness of an ad when people never even realize it’s an ad in the first place.)

And many many more…

Anyway.

I could keep talking about this offer for hours on end. But that wouldn’t do either of us any good.

So here’s the deal:

Email Valhalla is a 100% entirely digital (there is NO phyiscal component) course created using written text ONLY.

That means no video files, no audio files, nothing except sweet PDF files filled with written information, teaching you everything you’d ever want to know about my “An Email A Day Keeps the Broke Away” methodology.

And all of this could be yours today—right this moment, in fact—for only $97, everything included.

But be aware, there are no refunds & all sales are final.

If you read everything up until now and you’re still interested…

Then get your copy today right here:

Your Favourite Email Viking,

Alex Van Dromme

P.S.: I’ll soon rework Email Valhalla into a higher-ticket course where I’ll go over every aspect of how to run a fully functioning email-focused businesses. (think list-building, advertising, product creation, launches & promotions, catalogue building, partnerships, and much, much more)

This rework will also increase the price of Email Valhalla significantly… but everyone who bought it before the price increase will keep access to the new-and improved version.

Do NOT let this scare you into buying right now if Email Valhalla isn’t what you’re looking for. I just wanted to let you know so you can make a careful and informed decision.

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Contact me via email at alex@alexvandromme.com

2170 Merksem. Antwerp, Belgium