I’ve written 6 emails about different reasons you should join the Content Kitchen cohort.
But I thought it was about time I changed it up.
So here are 15 reasons why you SHOULDN’T join the Content Kitchen cohort.
1) You can’t stick to a 6-week program
This one should be obvious. The Content Kitchen is a 6-week program. You’ll get access to an active community, with daily challenges and accountability.
You’ll get a whole bunch of courses to go through, and you’ll get access to 3 incredible coaches on standby to help you out every step of the way—which on its own is already worth the price.
So if you are the type of person to start something and then stop after a few 10 days, this obviously isn’t for you and you’ll just be wasting your money.
2) You like to take things slow
As I’ve said. It’s a 6-week program. And while you’ll get to go through everything at your own pace. You won’t be getting the value you should be if it takes you 12 months to go through the materials.
It’d be a waste not to make use of the personal attention you’re getting from the coaches.
3) You think sales is a scam
Look, honestly I see this way too much. For some reason people tend to have this idea that sales is immoral, unethical, and even inhuman.
If you share this idea then not only is the cohort not for you, but I wouldn’t even know why you’re on my email list.
If you can’t see how you’re able to improve the lives of other people buy helping them out and making them aware of the right products/services that’ll solve their problems, then there’s nothing more I have to say to you.
4) You believe information should be free
This one is similar.
Look I get it. Yes, you can find all of the information out there for free scattered around on the internet.
But here’s the thing, it’ll take you years to find, test, and learn everything you need. Not to mention the amount of effort you’ll have to put in to find and connect all the pieces of the puzzle.
If you don’t see how that much time wasted is costing you thousands if not millions, then the cohort simply isn’t for you—and this whole career path probably isn’t either.
5) You’re a solo player
Imma be honest. You can’t be a solo player in this business.
You can be an introvert, sure. Many people here are introverts to be honest. But you need to make friends, engage with others, network, and level up together.
There’s simply no other way about it. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
It also won’t help you that Audrey, a professional community builder, will teach you exactly how to build an active and engaging community inside the Content Kitchen.
6) You believe that if things look too good to be true, they usually are
I get this one. I used to be the same.
But this is coming from a scarcity mindset. This is how you stay poor. You think nothing can be THAT good, so it has to be a scam.
Look, the world is changing. There are so many opportunities out there, opportunities you can’t even begin to comprehend. There’s so much many to be made, so easily. All you have to do is open your eyes.
I can’t help you with this one. It’s a hurdle you have to overcome on your own.
7) You think the world is against you
The classic victim mentality. “Oh no this doesn’t work for me because xyz”.
No, get it together. The world doesn’t care about you. It doesn’t care whether or not you succeed. The universe is indifferent. If things don’t work out for you, that’s nobody’s fault except your own.
And if you can’t accept that, then this offer isn’t for you—and neither is any other offer. Because you’ll complain about the algorithm, the mentors, the state of the world, the position of the sun, or whether the McDonald’s Ice cream machine is working.
8) You’re looking to learn growth hacks
That’s not what this offer is. It’s not a “get rich quick scheme”, neither is it a “get 10K followers in a month” service.
It’s a cohort teaching you all the skill you need to build your own successful creator business. A legit business. One that’s able to improve the lives of others. One that’s actually valuable and makes in impact in people’s lives.
Not a glorified meme account.
9) You want plug-and-play templates to follow
Look, at the end of the day. It’ll be up to your creativity to use the lessons you learned and transform them into something unique and worthwhile.
Something that’ll help make the world a better place.
We’re looking to make extraordinary results. Not to click some buttons once, make some money, and be money.
And that requires you to think for yourself. To create for yourself. And not to blindly follow what other people tell you to do.
So there are no plug-and-play templates for you to follow.
10) You need hand-holding to get work done
Similar to the one above, but different.
Yes, you will get personalized help. Yes, you will be able to ask questions and get live feedback on what you’re doing.
But at the end of the day, it’s up to you to put in the work. It’s up to you to make this work. Nobody will take your business and make it a reality.
The only thing other people can do for you is to teach you what you need to know and inspire you to act. But then it’s up to you to act.
11) You just want to copy-paste someone else’s stuff
Once again.
There’s no templates, no copy-paste, no plug-and-play, and no copying someone else’s homework.
Not only is it unethical and a dirty way to play, but reality will also come back to haunt you because in the end, it just doesn’t work.
If you thought it’d be easy to look at what someone else is doing to make money and just copy-paste their strategy entirely, then I’ve got bad news for you.
And you shouldn’t buy this offer.
12) You don’t want to make a difference
I’m not talking about solving world hunger or curing cancer. I’m talking about impacting people’s lives for the better.
If you’re just in it to make a quick buck, get yourself a nice house, a cool car, and be able to go on vacation 10 times a year, without any regard for how you make your money or no desire to actually help other people.
If you so much as thought about selling a bullshit course to people because you’ve heard from some guy that it’s cool and easy to scam people.
Then leave. Just leave.
13) You like scrolling for hours on TikTok
Nothing much to say here.
You just won’t make it.
14) You hate writing
I won’t lie to you.
You’ll need to write—A LOT.
Writing is the name of the game. Whether you want to grow on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, or Spotify, hell even if you just want to build an e-commerce store.
Without good quality writing, nothing will succeed. You need to learn the basics of how to get people’s attention, agitate their pains, and make them interested in your solutions.
You’ll have to write a lot and often.
If that doesn’t suit you, then you’re in the wrong place.
15) You think $499 is expensive
Oh boy.
I don’t even know where to start with this one.
You’re probably just not ready if you think this. You haven’t got the slightest clue about how much life-changing opportunities cost.
I’ve bought books that were the same price as this offer.
They could’ve priced this cohort at $2,499 and it would still be underpriced for the value you can get out of it.
Think about what your life could look like after this cohort. Think about the freedom you have to work when you want to , where you want to, with whom you want to, and on what you want to.
Think about much money you could earn. You could earn someone’s monthly wage in 24 hours if you keep this up and build your own creator business.
Now if you think about all this, and still think $499 is expensive. Then honestly I have no idea what to say to you.
And I highly suggest you don’t even consider rethinking your opinion and just forget all about this cohort for good.
Because it won’t do you any good if you can’t understand all the good it’ll do for you.
If none of those 15 points apply to you, however. Then it means this is the perfect opportunity for you.
So what are you waiting for? Secure your seat here: https://alexvandromme–contentkitchen.thrivecart.com/content-kitchen
PS: I’m also giving you an incredible set of bonuses if you sign up through my link.
That’s because I want to guarantee it’s worth your $499 even if you don’t go through a single course the cohort is offering you, even if you don’t utilize the 1:1 mentorships the coaches are offering you, hell even if you don’t take a single glance at the community inside the cohort.
And so I’m offering you four FREE and yet SUPER-valuable bonuses if you enroll through my link. Bonuses which I’ve never sold before and also won’t ever sell on their own.
Specifically, I’m offering:
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Getting Inbound Clients (as a new creator) ($99 value)
This is a document I prepared for a recent consulting client of mine. Here I show you the necessary fundamentals to build a brand that automatically attracts prospects to you.
I’ll dive deeper into methods and frameworks you need to maximize the results you get out of the content you create, so you can get paid without doing any outreach.
My consulting clients pay upwards of $200+ per hour and I’ve never had a client who wasn’t 110% satisfied with the value they’ve got out of it.
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The First Steps (of a one-person business) ($97 value)
This is a general overview & roadmap I go through with many of my consulting clients. It teaches you all the basic fundamentals you need to get right to build & scale your creator business.
Ranging from how to establish authority, to generating an income, and a fast track to acquiring knowledge so you keep growing for years and years to come.
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Writing For Attention ($97 value)
This is a new resource I created for one of my most recent consulting clients. It’s all about the rules of attention-grabbing writing.
I dive deep into the psychology of what grabs attention, what keeps attention, and what creates engagement.
You’ll learn the big picture overview of how to write so that people will want to keep reading as well as tips & tricks to craft the perfect hook every single time.
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A personalized Audit (worth at least my hourly consulting rate of $249)
And to not leave you stranded on your own I’ve decided to at this one-time offer (I’ve literally never done this before) where I’ll personally audit your creator business.
I’ll take a look at your Twitter profile, your current offer, and even one of your latest sales emails and give you constructive feedback on all of those to help you grow faster, get more clients, and earn more money.
If you don’t yet send sales emails or don’t have an offer yet, no worries. I’ll help you come up with an offer that suits you so you can start monetizing as soon as possible.
So there you go. If you want to enroll in the Content Kitchen cohort with a value of $5,341, that’s yours for just $499…
… or if you want my add-on bonuses that are worth a combined $542, which you can get for free…
… then here’s what to do:
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Join the Content Kitchen cohort at https://alexvandromme–contentkitchen.thrivecart.com/content-kitchen/
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Reply to this email with proof that you’ve joined the cohort through my link (receipt, welcome email, confirmation message,…)
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And I’ll get back to you with all of my bonuses worth at least $542
Important:
Enrollment for the cohort is live now and will only stay up for 5 days. That’s until Saturday, October 7th, 2:59 am EDT/ 8:59 am CEST / 5:59 pm AEDT.
That’s how long you’ll have to join both the cohort and get my bonuses. Both your purchase AND your reply to my emails have to come before Saturday at 8:59 am CEST.
So if you know you want them, why not get them now and save yourself the uncomfortable “I was too late” message asking if you can still get the bonuses—which I’ll say no to.
Once again, you can join the cohort here: https://alexvandromme–contentkitchen.thrivecart.com/content-kitchen/